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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

umarazaoparaviver:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? 
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? 
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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May

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(Source: vintagevaginas)

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That awkward moment when you spell a word and it doesn’t look right.

sodamnrelatable:

You’re like

“Wait, is that right?”

Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like

“Why did it look so weird?”

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: smokemeimrealdope)

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May

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When someone takes a picture of you sleeping

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: whatsgoingon12)

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May

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anrdew:

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

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I hate it when my mom’s mad at my sibling, so she decides to get mad at me too

laughingstation:

and I’m like;

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: thewisepickle)

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May

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omegle

stranger: r u indian girl im looking for hot indian girls
me: yes
stranger: what ur name
me: Buffalo Running River Spirit
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.